"Dude, chill, you can still get your f***ing bacon if you go to Subway's or whatever. Although I think they charge extra for it."
"No, you know what, that's beside the point right now. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that this is not a Disney Channel TV special, this is not a heart-warming G-rated chick flick, and it sure as hell isn't some f***ing shoujo manga. This is real life, on a Friday morning, and we are grown f***ing men, for f***'s sake. With pride, and dignity, and lives. Why. The F***. Are we here."
Description: I couldn't describe this fic better than kimidori-san herself >< "It takes about five minutes for Jongin to get recruited into a club he's never heard of, five seconds for him to fall for a certain pair of intriguing wide eyes and quite possibly no time whatsoever for him to realize that this is most definitely not the reality he asked for". WARNING: a ton of swearing >< (see quote above)
Personal Opinion: Hilarious. Great adorable love story. It's definitely a must read! That's all I have to say. Words cannot sum up the beauty of this perfect piece of writing. afdjkglahjgfafjdkalghj!!!