"Dude, chill, you can still get your f***ing bacon if you go to Subway's or whatever. Although I think they charge extra for it."

"No, you know what, that's beside the point right now. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that this is not a Disney Channel TV special, this is not a heart-warming G-rated chick flick, and it sure as hell isn't some f***ing shoujo manga. This is real life, on a Friday morning, and we are grown f***ing men, for f***'s sake. With pride, and dignity, and lives. Why. The F***. Are we here."

You whispered into my heart and kissed my soul...

Twelve guys and one software startup. Baekhyun’s that new guy, Chanyeol's the guy who falls for the new guy, Kyungsoo has pedo problems, Junmyeon's the oblivious CEO, Kris is the cutthroat CFO, Yixing’s out to get more vacation time, Tao’s a receptionist (sorta), Minseok is a closeted romantic, Jongin’s the intern that actually does stuff, Sehun’s the intern that doesn’t, and Luhan and Jongdae just like messing around.